Reading time: about 10 minutes
This is the best effort-to-return case in the whole level, and not because AI works magic: a Google listing is a long, tedious form that nobody ever finishes. AI fills it in twenty minutes and you decide. There is no dark art here; there is a completed form, which is exactly what almost no pharmacy has.
Step by step
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Find out what people type, not what you would type
You would write "community pharmacy" and "pharmaceutical care". People type "pharmacy open now", "late night pharmacy", "pharmacy near me", "antigen test", "blood pressure check", "ear piercing".
That difference is everything you need to understand here. Before writing a single line of the listing, ask for the real vocabulary.
Act as somebody who understands how people search on Google Maps. I am a community pharmacy in neighbourhood or town. We are on <<a shopping street / a residential area / next to a health centre>>. Give me a list of the REAL searches somebody would make who ends up walking into a pharmacy like mine. I want: - the urgent ones ("I need this now") - the specific service ones (what gets searched by name) - the location ones ("near…") Sort them by how frequent you think they are and mark which ones come from somebody who will be WALKING in within 10 minutes. Do not give me marketing or industry language. I want what gets typed on a phone, typos included if that is the case.That list is the raw material for everything that follows. Cross out whatever you do not offer: promising a service on Google that you do not provide is the fastest route to a one-star review.
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The description: 750 characters almost nobody uses
Google gives you 750 characters and most pharmacies have none or one sentence. It is free space where the services that set you apart will fit.
The golden rule: name services, not adjectives. "Friendly professional care" is searched by nobody; "blood pressure monitoring", "dose administration aids", "orthopaedics", "infant nutrition", "skincare advice" are.
Write my pharmacy’s Google Business Profile description. MAXIMUM 750 characters. Not one more. SERVICES I ACTUALLY PROVIDE: <<list yours: dose administration aids, orthopaedics, blood pressure checks, skincare, compounding, infant nutrition, veterinary, crutch hire…>> OPENING HOURS: yours, and say so if you do out-of-hours duty WHAT MAKES US DIFFERENT: what you would say in one sentence RULES: - Name services the way people would search for them. - No empty adjectives ("caring", "trusted", "committed"). - Do not promise health outcomes or mention medicine brands. - Short sentences. It is read on a phone. - Do not start with "We are a pharmacy…". Start with what we offer. Give me 2 versions and tell me the character count of each.
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Count the characters yourself
This is the silly check of this case and it fails more than you would think: models count characters badly. It will say "712 characters" and it will be 830, and Google will cut the sentence in half right where your key service was.
Paste it into any character counter, or into Word, and read the real number. If it is over, do not ask it to shorten "a bit": tell it exactly how many characters are over.
And read the shortened version in full. Shortening is when a "we guarantee" sneaks in or the opening hours vanish.
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Fill in the attributes, which is where the game is
Attributes are the checkboxes Google uses to filter: wheelchair accessible, parking, step-free entrance, toilet, card payment, delivery, appointments.
Nobody fills them in, and they are literally the filters applied by somebody with a pushchair or reduced mobility. One ticked box puts you on a list you are currently off.
And they are yes/no, so there is nothing to draft: AI plays no part here. You do this step yourself in ten minutes and it is probably the one that brings you most people out of the whole case. What matters is not forgetting it, which is why it is written down.
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Photos: six, and one specific shot almost nobody has
Frontage by day, frontage at night with the cross lit, the counter, a corner showing one specific service, the team, and the one that is always missing: the entrance seen from the pavement, as somebody walking up sees it.
That last one tells a person "it is that door", and it is the difference between walking in and walking past still looking. No AI needed: a phone and five minutes.
If you want AI for anything here, use it to write the photo captions and little else. Do not generate images of your pharmacy: a picture that is not your pharmacy on your pharmacy’s listing is exactly the sort of thing you do not do.
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Hours and holidays, which is what annoys people most
Wrong opening hours on Google generate more anger than having no listing at all: somebody has walked ten minutes with a feverish child to find the door shut.
Go over the normal hours and, above all, enter the special hours for public holidays and the summer. Google asks for these explicitly and prompts you when one is coming.
And if you do out-of-hours duty, say so in the description in your own words: Google has no box for it and it is among the most searched things at three in the morning.
A full example, and what is wrong with it
The step 2 description, with a neighbourhood pharmacy’s real services in the prompt. This is the version it returned as "most complete".
"Neighbourhood pharmacy with over 30 years of experience serving our community. We offer dose administration aids, blood pressure monitoring, orthopaedics, skincare, infant nutrition and crutch and wheelchair hire.
Our team of professionals advises you personally and warmly on caring for your health and your family’s. We stock the best skincare brands and a wide range of health and beauty products.
Open Monday to Friday 9:00-14:00 and 17:00-20:30, Saturdays 9:30-14:00. Ask us, we will be delighted to help."
"This version is 712 characters."
And now, what is wrong with that reply:
- It is not 712 characters. It is 828. Paste it into a counter and check. Models estimate characters, they do not count them, and this one is 78 over Google’s limit. What Google does with the excess is not reject it: it truncates, and it truncates from the end — where the opening hours are. The one figure you cannot believe in the whole reply is the one that looks most objective.
- The entire second paragraph is adjectives. "Personal", "warm", "the best brands", "a wide range". A hundred and eighty characters nobody ever searches for, occupying the space of three more services. It is exactly what the prompt forbade, and it slipped in anyway because it is the register every business description the model has read is written in.
- It opens with "Neighbourhood pharmacy with over 30 years". The prompt said "do not start with We are a pharmacy, start with what we offer". It changed the wording and did the same thing: the first nine words name no service. In a listing read on a phone and truncated, the first words are the ones that count.
- And the services are right: that is the part that works. They are named the way people search for them, with the term spelled out for anybody who does not know the abbreviation — which is exactly right. That list is worth the whole session; what is surplus is everything around it.
The correction is scissors, not writing: cut the entire second paragraph, move the services to the front, and you have two hundred characters spare for three more services. It reads worse and gets found far better, which is what that box is for.
And if you take one thing from this case: count the characters in a real counter. It is the ten-second check that decides whether your opening hours appear on Google or get eaten by the truncation.